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Feb. 5, 2019, 9:05 a.m.

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//part 2 of previous sloe duval quote Duval: You can call [Raymond] Rae-Rae Sunshine. He might even respond. *Raymond looks up, utterly horrified* Duval: See?

#8102

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April 10, 2019, 12:16 p.m.

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//Going to Wallops Rajit: There's a Kars4Kids. (Sarcastically) Do they trade cars for kids? Duval: That's how I got mine. Colin: Your cars or your kids? Duval: Yes.

#7725

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Nov. 13, 2018, 9:44 a.m.

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//Ms. Duval is doing a trivia on herself Duval: What are the names of my dogs? //Timmy instantly raises his hand, Duval calls on him Timmy: Sam and Alice

#7684

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Oct. 30, 2018, 9:29 a.m.

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//Reading directions for schoolwide survey Lodal, angrily: "Read the directions in a natural tone of voice!!"

#3532

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Sept. 9, 2011, 2:13 p.m.

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Stein: Statistically speaking, the average human has one Fallopian tube. //Pham pops in out of nowhere Pham: What you saying about Fallopian tube?

#7547

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June 15, 2018, 8:20 a.m.

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//Horne sees Soumith and Connor with red hair Horne: What's with your hair? Soumith: It's a tradition. Horne: For you two? Soumith: Nah, our whole friend group. Horne: Oh Horne: So just you two?

#8193

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May 29, 2019, 7:43 p.m.

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//PPX 2019 Rose: So I heard I was on one of the puzzles. Katheryn: Yeah you're on the crossword //Crossword clue reads: "Mr. Rose, allegedly" //Answer was adult Rose: I mean I'm pretty much an adult. I got married. I have a child. I turned 40. Reynald: Mr. Rose, the fact that you had to justify...

#3943

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Feb. 8, 2012, 10:03 p.m.

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Schafer: We used to take our teacher's floppies and wave magnets over them. Then he'd be like "I'm sorry but I lost all your grades." And we'd be like "Damn shame."

#8365

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Oct. 24, 2019, 9:02 a.m.

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Mrs Johnson on the PA: And there will be a lesson on vaping. Mr Stein: Yeah, I'm gonna teach you how to vape.

#8003

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March 12, 2019, 9:45 a.m.

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//pd 4 rose Rose: teach your kids gaussian curvature, because otherwise a stranger might do it.