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Feb. 5, 2010, 2:11 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose draws a polar rose Stein: What do you call that? Rose: A rose. Stein: I call it a STEIN!

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April 29, 2011, 5:45 p.m.

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Thomas: The Art of War isn't a book so much as a collection of protips. Jeremy: Is it still relevant? Thomas: Well, there are some things like "If birds are flying away, there's probably an ambush" but nothing like "what to do in case of nuclear apocalypse" Jeremy: If the birds have 6 eyes and 4 wings, stay inside your fallout shelter...

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Nov. 19, 2014, 7:08 p.m.

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//During MathPhys Study Hall Vijay: Hey Mr. Schafer, I have Leibniz cookies. //Shows cookies with "Leibniz" written on it Schafer: That's pretty good. I only eat fig newtons though.

#7739

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Nov. 16, 2018, 1:36 p.m.

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//giving a presentation on a disease in bio Chad: okay so this is worded a bit weirdly but based on what Wikipedia said... Duval: *raises her eyebrows* Chad: I- I mean, based on a source we got from Wikipedia...

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Dec. 6, 2019, 1:01 p.m.

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Kaluta: What's a tin yurl?

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Oct. 17, 2022, 4:51 p.m.

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//Discussing belt and disc sander safety Annika: What if I don't put the wood flat on the table? Street: You will get hurt Street: And if the machine doesn't hurt you, I will

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June 5, 2010, 4:52 p.m.

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//Sean says some stupid thing Rose: Sean, you were made in a factory to piss off teachers.

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Jan. 4, 2012, 9:47 p.m.

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// Rose is visiting Stein's Class Stein: So a parent sent me an email about how my exams are impossible. Billings: After a 4 hour exam, any exam seems easy. // Whole room laughs except Rose, 5 min later... Rose: Wait were you talking about my exams?

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April 6, 2013, 7:55 p.m.

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//At Wallops 2013, learning about marine phyla MSC Guy: Of course, sponges can regenerate. You could even stick one in a blender then watch it grow back. Teddy: Wow, I wish I could do that! Schafer: Yeah, I wish I could stick you in a blender too.

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Dec. 28, 2018, 2:26 a.m.

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//During 8th period Logic //Hinkle stands at the door staring into the classroom for a good 15 seconds Rose: Are you gonna come in? Hinkle: *walks in and hands paper over to William (student)* If you ever have any trouble with this guy tell me *talking to Rose* Hinkle: 'Cause in my class he is always ... asleep //Hinkle starts walking out Hinkle: Is this a math class? In my class they need to know ... I'm sorry to say ... you know what? ... subtraction //Hinkle walks out Rose: I shared a classroom with this guy for an entire semester and I would just sit in his class during my free period listening to him speak. And his speech is so addictive. I caught myself saying "You know what?" suddenly all of the time. Then I realized, I needed to get out of there.