#871

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Nov. 17, 2009, 5:56 p.m.

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(jack is tilting his chair back and janitor comes over to reprimand him) janitor: hey man get yo chair on the ground! jack: sorry eli (to janitor): its OK dog, he just be lunchin' janitor: man u crazy!!

#10813

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Sept. 14, 2022, 12:44 p.m.

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//p9fot Armand: Communicate before you glue!! Nicole: That sounds like a euphemism Solomon: Consent is like glue! Katie: I hate when people turn random stuff into euphemisms Solomon: I euphemismed so hard...

#11540

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Feb. 9, 2023, 1:02 p.m.

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// after f=ma Lodal: I noticed that a lot of you took f=ma today Lodal: I get that from the fact that most of you are yellow Everyone: *gasps*

#6261

4753

Feb. 25, 2017, 2:57 p.m.

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//Pd 5 AoA Paul: Grace, get off of Steven

#8536

4753

Feb. 28, 2020, 10:31 a.m.

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//ADSA Piper: What other ways are there to denote NOT? Nacho: Well, you can do the overline- Piper: Hey! I'm not looking for the right answer!

#891

3133

Nov. 18, 2009, 10:22 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein is on the computer Stein: I've been fired. [Deathly silence] Stein: My login won't work. That's how a teacher knows he's been fired; he goes and tries to do attendance and nothing works. [Nervous laughter] Stein: Oh, wait, I have Caps Lock on...

#2346

3133

Oct. 11, 2010, 10:12 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: Those drugs are AMAZING! You're like warm... and you're on a cloud...

#2400

3133

Oct. 22, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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Billings: I'm counting my money ... from last night. Emily: Is that why it's all in ones?

#3153

3133

March 25, 2011, 10:59 p.m.

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Competition PA: Attention in the pit. We have a robot request. Team 449 has lost their robot. Has anyone seen their robot?

#3914

3133

Jan. 25, 2012, 9:01 p.m.

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//Ostrander walks into Software Design to take Freddy out for becoming an Intel Finalist. Ostrander: Can I steal the sexiest man alive?