#10696

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June 14, 2022, 10:04 a.m.

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//Stephen teaching us Linux Stephen: So let's say you want to rename urself into urmom. Stephen: You can't just rename urself, right? Stephen: So what you have to do is move urself into urmom.

#11368

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Jan. 3, 2023, 2:42 p.m.

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Kaluta, to Street: You're retired, hit him

#7675

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Oct. 24, 2018, 4:58 p.m.

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//Noah, Reynald, Ryan, and Steven satirizing plans to defeat ISIS Reynald: You know we can just like revive the Knights Templar Noah: Yeah! Let's turn "IS - IS" into "WAS - WAS"

#7704

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Nov. 5, 2018, 2:48 p.m.

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//9th period cirincione, talking about citations so of course street comes up Mr Cirincione: I already graduated from Mr. Street's class ... I got an A in his class ... In 7th grade.

#8075

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April 3, 2019, 10:03 a.m.

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Gabaree: If you're gonna be arrested, do it as a minor!

#8125

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April 16, 2019, 8:58 p.m.

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// 9th Cirincione, 3:18pm Cirincione: Sadly, time is both linear and finite Cirincione: *looks out into his class of magnet students* Cirincione: If any of you could do something about that, that would be great Cirincione: Or time traveling... Or mortality... Cirincione: Seriously I'd be happy with any one of these

#8455

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Jan. 9, 2020, 11:22 p.m.

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//srp convention: Mr. Pham's retirement "speech" Pham: You were the last class I taught chem to...as freshmen...

#8531

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Feb. 27, 2020, 4:53 p.m.

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//9th SRP Bosse: It’s ok to be rejected! It builds character! Who here has already been rejected for an internship? //Several people raise their hands Bosse: See, look at all these rejects!

#8569

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March 13, 2020, 1:24 p.m.

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//Period 7 Statistics, day before corona break //Class has just discussed how the disease can be modeled by a logistic function Stein: See! I told you on the first day! The most important classes are Health, NSL, and statistics. There's a disease, so that's health. The government can't do anything because it's dysfunctional, so that's NSL. And stat... Student: That logistic function is calculus!! //Stein peppers it with dots with a whiteboard marker Stein: Now it is

#11099

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Nov. 3, 2022, 7:44 a.m.

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//Talking about measuring the height of the steeple Leul: I heard some juniors talking about how they used google maps... Street: Either ignore these people or rat them out so I can hurt them Street: No just kidding, I'm not Republican