#8455

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Jan. 9, 2020, 11:22 p.m.

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//srp convention: Mr. Pham's retirement "speech" Pham: You were the last class I taught chem to...as freshmen...

#8531

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Feb. 27, 2020, 4:53 p.m.

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//9th SRP Bosse: It’s ok to be rejected! It builds character! Who here has already been rejected for an internship? //Several people raise their hands Bosse: See, look at all these rejects!

#8569

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March 13, 2020, 1:24 p.m.

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//Period 7 Statistics, day before corona break //Class has just discussed how the disease can be modeled by a logistic function Stein: See! I told you on the first day! The most important classes are Health, NSL, and statistics. There's a disease, so that's health. The government can't do anything because it's dysfunctional, so that's NSL. And stat... Student: That logistic function is calculus!! //Stein peppers it with dots with a whiteboard marker Stein: Now it is

#11099

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Nov. 3, 2022, 7:44 a.m.

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//Talking about measuring the height of the steeple Leul: I heard some juniors talking about how they used google maps... Street: Either ignore these people or rat them out so I can hurt them Street: No just kidding, I'm not Republican

#13641

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Sept. 24, 2025, 12:37 p.m.

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//Rose lists his enemies again, innovation, pep rally, etc. Rose: Various Jewish Holidays... Rose: So I can add God to my list of enemies

#3897

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Jan. 17, 2012, 6:08 p.m.

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//Hannah He and Amy Yan are leaving an exam talking about a guy Amy: God made him perfect! It's just not fair! Hannah: Wait...who's God?

#5705

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Dec. 17, 2015, 1:58 p.m.

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//In computer lab in 9th grade R&E //Mr. Street is standing behind Nick, but Nick doesn't know Nick: Minitab is idiot proof. Nick: Maybe that's why Mr. Street likes it so much. Nick: I just rekt him! Harris: Nick, turn around.

#7827

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Jan. 3, 2019, 9:14 a.m.

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Noam: Jesus, Homer's such a trash writer. None of his language has any deeper meaning. How are we supposed to analyze it. Let's just make stuff up. *Max and Noam look at the passage for a couple minutes* Max: "O Hermes, ever with your golden wand" Max: I'm pretty sure she's referring to something else

#8052

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March 27, 2019, 7:29 p.m.

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//Diff eq, just finished a Kahoot Schwartz: Wait, here's a prize for the person in second place. It's a packet of salt. Because they didn't get first.

#8374

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Oct. 31, 2019, 2:22 p.m.

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//logic pd7 Rose: Yeah, hotties been texting me all day long