#8549

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March 5, 2020, 8:31 a.m.

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//photoelectric effect discussion Schafer: I was gonna have a good day, but then... I woke up

#4165

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June 24, 2012, 10:56 p.m.

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//at ARML 2012, sitting behind some TJ kids TJ kid: The problem with the two circles was really hard. I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure it out. Hannah He: *leans in between the two kids* I know, right? I was like, what the heck are circles?

#381

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May 31, 2009, 11:46 p.m.

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//talking to Julian about complex numbers Schafer: "They're imaginary, much like the hope of you getting an A in this class"

#963

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Nov. 24, 2009, 9:57 p.m.

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Jenni: No, you're not supposed to protect Burger! Diana: But Burger needs protection! //awkward pause from entire group Burger: What? I never need protection!

#1647

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March 11, 2010, 10:46 p.m.

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Bosse: Don't bother the student aide about how she graded the questions, she did it out of the kindness of her heart... You can't fire her... You could fire me though.... Except I've been here too long, I'd have to kill one of you or something... It's really hard to get fired.

#1698

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March 20, 2010, 9:02 p.m.

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(during lunch) Student 1: Mr. Rose, could you open this for me? The lid won't come off. *Mr. Rose puts papers down and struggles to open it* Mr. Rose: I don't want to break the plastic off... Student 2: Come on Mr. Rose, use your muscles! *Mr.Rose still tries to open it without success* Mr. Rose: I'm not letting this thing get between me and Asian food!

#2309

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Oct. 6, 2010, 10:49 p.m.

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Whitacre: Brighten up! It'll only get worse.

#2359

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Oct. 14, 2010, 4:15 p.m.

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Stein: So let's say you're going from point A to point B. 210 miles, 3 hours. So then the cop says "You were going 70" and you say "But you didn't catch me on record" and then he says "But the mean value theorem"

#2384

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Oct. 20, 2010, 5:48 p.m.

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Shirley: Impress all your friends! Instead of saying "Is today even or odd?" say "What is the parity of today?"

#2971

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Feb. 23, 2011, 1:22 p.m.

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Kaluta: These walls are a lot stronger. They're made of cinder block. Your house walls are gypsum or drywall. Marcus: My house is actually made of cinderblock. Kaluta: That's because you live in a prison!