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April 7, 2011, 7:29 p.m.

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Mitchell: Rose, there's a hole in your pants. Rose: Well, lucky you.

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April 16, 2011, 4 p.m.

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//Going over a quiz in NSL Grossman: Okay, next question. What do conservatives complain about? Student: Everything! Grossman: That's right, everything! The answer was D, all of the above. Myles: That question's a little unfair. Grossman: If it makes you feel any better, if I had asked the same question about the Democrats, I would have used the word "whine".

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Sept. 16, 2011, 6:15 p.m.

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//Talking about extraneous solutions. Rose: Ok, now we have 2 solutions, but one of them might be extraneous. We have to check now. If one doesn't work, then we still have the other solution. It's kinda like why some people have 2 kids: one doesn't turn out right, you still have the other.

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June 19, 2015, 8:02 p.m.

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//#5515 reminded me of this: //ARML 2014 Student on Team B: It's pretty cold in this stadium. Does anyone else think it's cold? (Other students murmur in agreement) Proctor (from Western Mass.): Nah, it's pretty warm out. Although I do get why you'd think it's cold, 'cause you all are from Montgomery, Alabama Students: ...we're from Maryland. Proctor: Oh wait really? Raymond: Would there be this many Asians in Alabama?

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Jan. 7, 2017, 7:01 p.m.

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In the computer lab after chaining together keyboards to one computer: Katheryn: Which thing do I plug the mouse into? Kristi (thinking she's talking about the four USB ports): Any of them work. Katheryn: Wait no but there are two different ones. Kristi (realizes she's talking about the USB port and thunderbolt which are clearly different sizes): ...Are you ok?

#7081

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Dec. 22, 2017, 1:59 p.m.

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// Pd. 8 POE goes down to watch Physics of Music after turning in Exploravision paper Freshmen singing ASAP Science Song: We can write the conclusion together / Forget annotations and bibliography Kevin A. Zhou: Oh shit!

#7579

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Sept. 12, 2018, 2:28 p.m.

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//Leo is looking up pickup lines in ADSA Gonzalez: *Comes up behind it* I don't see a prom date in Leo's future

#7727

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Nov. 13, 2018, 1:27 p.m.

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//Organic chemistry, period 4 Hart: What if there's an active shooter and a fire at the same time? Joseph: Tell the teacher.

#7762

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Nov. 28, 2018, 8:55 p.m.

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//Max is trying to find 4chan Max: Whoops, accidentally went to a porn site

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March 22, 2019, 1:08 p.m.

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//Analysis 1B, discussing upcoming class where Schwartz shows The Princess Bride Schwartz: Snacks would be a good idea. Giles used to make waffles. If I made waffles I would poison you. Sam: That's just gonna help us build a tolerance to the poison.