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March 16, 2024, 12:03 a.m.

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Jason Yao: So [Ziyad and I] are talking about oral copulation. Jason: And I say oral refers to mouth. Jason: Ziyad says, "Like in anime?" Jason: Anyways, what's sodomy?

#13363

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May 9, 2024, 8:19 a.m.

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Avika: [Rose] is a walking hyperbola

#13572

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March 21, 2025, 11:14 a.m.

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//Math Team after school, students waiting in the 310s hallway. Rose walks by with a roll of bubble wrap and unrolls it across the floor. Student 1: "Why are you laying out bubble wrap?" Rose: "No reason." //Walking, stomping, etc. ensues. Student 2: "Imagine if this was just a social experiment."

#497

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June 30, 2009, 2:16 p.m.

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Jacob: Susan's way too hot right now. Shirley: Maybe you should get her off your lap? Samir: Because all sorts of crazy things can happen when Jacob's working his magic with Susan in his lap.

#1531

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Feb. 23, 2010, 5:59 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: After our Gatsby lecture last class, it is absolutely imperative that we all be on the same page. Is everyone with me so far? Shirley and Mario (in unison): We wit you so fah! Mr. Anderson: I appreciate your enthusiasm, but neither of you were here last class...

#7451

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April 27, 2018, 8:07 p.m.

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Pham: Kids don't put my quote on Blairbash anymore.

#8059

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March 28, 2019, 3:15 p.m.

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//Pd 9 SRP Bosse: Can you dodos not Reply All when sending an email?

#8419

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Dec. 10, 2019, 1:47 p.m.

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//FoT, Working on Exploravision Student: I could just go to Russian Wikipedia. Kaluta: Or Russian Wikipedia could go to you.

#3791

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Nov. 17, 2011, 11:18 p.m.

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//Applied Stat Stein: So, we're looking at how likely a random group of 100 Ohio Republicans chosen from a sample of 1200 are to support Rick Perry. So we first have to look at three conditions. We've got the randomization condition. We've got the success-failure condition. And we have the... I know there's a third condition. I just ... the name escaped me ... oops...

#3293

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May 2, 2011, 12:29 p.m.

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Thomas: For a good programmer, women are like syntax errors: he doesn't get any.