#4714

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Jan. 21, 2014, 7:54 p.m.

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//Chem class freshman year, block A Pham: You know how mole get its name? Class: ...? Pham: WHAT?! YOU GUY DON'T KNOW THIS?! I tell you -- what happen when you pour powder? Student: It makes a pile? Pham: YEAH! And what dat pile look like? Yeah! MOLE HILL. So you shorten dat. YOU GET MOLE. //Some time later Pham: Why it call anion? Class: ...? (again?!) Pham: It's a NEGATIVE ion! Come on guy! //Still later Pham: So what is cation? Class: ............. Pham: The t! It not t! It plus sign! POSITIVE! This how you guy remember thing, okay?

#6235

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Feb. 7, 2017, 8:16 p.m.

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//6th Period Analysis 1A, talking about limits Rose: So if I'm on a stage claiming the limit for this parabola, and someone in the crowd challenges me with an epsilon of 100, what do I say? Mindy: Fuck you.

#7697

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Nov. 2, 2018, 12:55 p.m.

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//a reply to a request for a biologist interview Email: Research is not always done to solve a problem. The best research is performed to explore the unknown. Your questions are not appropriate to my research.

#8171

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May 16, 2019, 9:49 p.m.

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//Kaz is discussing how ARML is at the same time as the filming of his AP Lit project and he has to choose one to skip Ben: You're actually just living out the third act of High School Musical

#8190

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May 28, 2019, 2:56 a.m.

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//Senior beach week //Grace has been upstairs, silent, and on her phone for the last 2 hours //Grace sneezes William: A rare auditory signal.

#8333

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Oct. 8, 2019, 2:25 p.m.

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Stein: Teachers complain about too many people in their classes but for me it's not enough, I want bigger data sets!

#8604

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Sept. 4, 2020, 11:06 a.m.

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//logic Rose: I was on a great intellectual journey, in which I failed in all directions.

#8686

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Oct. 23, 2020, 1:50 p.m.

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//logic Rose: You simply hold a pool party to show that your haters are wrong Rose: You have dogs and knives and jumping and everything

#8994

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Feb. 10, 2021, 11:33 a.m.

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Street: I'm ready to abuse the students. I mean, teach the class.

#13417

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Aug. 30, 2024, 12:12 p.m.

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// Rose is talking and an announcement about ID photos comes on Rose, quietly: shut uuuuuuup