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⚐ ReportSteven: For some reason it feels normal when I do it with guys, but when I do it with girls it's weird. Jonah: You could be talking about a lot of things.
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⚐ Report//Quantum Pd. 7 Tanzola: Okay seriously Reynald, how do I get a quote on Blairbash? Haydn: Just say something funny Tanzola *defensively*: I'm funny! //People start laughing
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⚐ ReportPham: You know why there flashing light on bus? So when bus get hijack and take into woods, helicopter find.
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⚐ Report//in an announcement email on canvas //3:43 am I will also not reinvent the WHEEL like use ZOOM!!!! MORE later. thanks Hinkle PS still a morning person
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⚐ Report//More stupid jokes from Alan at history bowl Alan: This summer i was in Vienna when a group of Austrian kids asked where i came from. I responded in broken German: "Ich bin aus Washington D.C., das Kapital der Amerika." They gave me some questionable looks until I understood my fatal mistake. (Das Kapital was a Marxist work; he meant to say der Hauptstadt, which meant the capital)
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⚐ ReportMogge: Remember, you should wait until you are married before you have sex. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to do it, just say "Mr. Mogge said it's okay to say no." I can guarantee you it will change the topic of the conversation.
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⚐ ReportZimmermann: You name your robotics computers? Jacob: Yeah, after the Tales of the Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey. Zimmermann: So you can say, "Scott Lawrence found a security hole in Susan, so I did penetration testing."
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⚐ ReportHammond: "We should patch up our security holes sometime" is a phrase that sends shivers up my spine. "We should patch up our security holes now" is better," and "We've patched our security holes" is better yet. :-)