#7982

2024

March 4, 2019, 4:14 p.m.

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//Complex, in the middle of a lecture Abigail (speaking rapidly): I need a red pen to draw this colorful advertisement about communism and against capitalism!!! //Schwartz passes over a red pen Rtse: Mr. Schwartz, you should have asked for money. Schwartz: I was giving the pen for free since it was paid for by the hard-working taxpayers by this county. This shows the inherent corruption of capitalist society.

#8130

2024

April 29, 2019, 11:14 a.m.

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//Entomology 5th //Eli holds a stool and walks around Eli: These are my udders. Milk me!

#8332

2024

Oct. 8, 2019, 2:06 p.m.

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//Stat, doing an activity with a data set of reaction times Stein: Now, I want to make a list of of the best people and the worst people Stein: *muttering* Hmph, I sound like Trump

#8383

2024

Nov. 10, 2019, 9:16 a.m.

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//1 AM at Technica, Bracklinn and Svetlana have just realized there's a huge problem with their project Svetlana: Wait. Let's just assume that sin(x) is always equal to 1.

#9669

2024

Dec. 21, 2021, 8:33 a.m.

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Mr. Kyei: “We was jerking in sixth grade. We was jerking in the bathroom.”

#10006

2024

Feb. 16, 2022, 4:13 p.m.

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Andy: Mr. Rose, do you know Mr. Kyei? Rose: Indian dude with the glasses?

#10410

2024

April 4, 2022, 2:56 p.m.

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Street (to Yun and Voo): You guys make an adorable couple.

#13577

2024

March 21, 2025, 7:22 p.m.

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Smolen: “HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL! HOMOSEXUAL!” later the pit goes quiet for comments Smolen: “Okay guys homosexual let’s go” … Smolen: One and two and homosexual threeeee

#13599

2024

April 7, 2025, 11:54 a.m.

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//during lunch Eric Yang: Grammatical gender doesn't make any sense! Eric Yang: Like why is "schlong" feminine in German and Yiddish?

#274

1820

May 21, 2009, 8:56 p.m.

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Who has finished the trig review packet? [No hands go up] What??? You should have finished it by now. OK, now lie. Who has finished the trig review packet [Hands go up] Good... I'll be giving you another packet tomorrow. ~Mr. Rose