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Nov. 13, 2023, 2:48 p.m.

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sahu: so avika gets her chipotle sahu: with lots of sauce sahu: it's a wet boy sahu: so avika picks up her wet boy

#12781

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Dec. 20, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: I always skip leg day. Smolen: Never skip leg day! Leg day is the best day.

#13632

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Sept. 19, 2025, 7:53 a.m.

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//Chaotic Rose Anthology 09.09.2025 "If you murder someone, that's probably a big deal." "Pouched! You've been pouched!" //they fit on laptops now too? "Chaewoon is sleeping, but he'll get it later." "Doris? Wait, Doris dropped this class. Shit. What's your name again?"

#8063

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March 30, 2019, 2:54 a.m.

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//Advanced Geometry, proving Pappus's Theorem Rose: And according to Coxeter, we must "indulge in a veritable orgy of cancellation."

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March 4, 2011, 9:48 p.m.

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Theresa: Hey [teacher], I'm still sick, anyone you want me to infect? Teacher: <Points at Contreras> How about this one right here? Theresa: Yeah alright, I'll cough on him or something Teacher: Or how about a kiss? That'd do it too. Contreras: Actually, how about 4 or 5 kisses? Y'know, just to make sure.

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Dec. 4, 2018, 10:55 p.m.

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//Gonzalez pd. 1 Gonzalez: I had a weird realization. Usually when something weird happens to me, I don't share it with you...wait, that's not always true. Anyway, I realized that whenever I smile or laugh, my nose- Rajit: Protrudes? Gonzalez: *in disbelief* Protrudes!?!?!? I'm not Pinocchio!

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Dec. 10, 2018, 10:22 a.m.

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Duval: You should shave your head, so I can touch your scalp.

#8304

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Sept. 21, 2019, 10:30 p.m.

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Student: So I was talking with my friends- Street: You have friends?

#8327

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Oct. 5, 2019, 12:11 p.m.

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//Pd 7 FOT B Anonymous: I have constant sex. That constant is zero.

#8341

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Oct. 11, 2019, 1:56 p.m.

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Student: The y-chromosome is like Matlab. It’s degenerate but it’s got just a couple narrow uses still keeping it around.