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#6592

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Sept. 13, 2017, 8:51 p.m.

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//doing English worksheet about a girl crying in school (basically) Lillian: So, the overall tone... Nicole: Sad child. Lillian: The overall tone is sad child?

What about humiliation, despair, maybe irony? No, no- just sad child.

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#6683

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Sept. 29, 2017, 1:02 a.m.

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Schwartz: Nutrition! Everybody loves nutrition. There are three key nutrients to a balanced diet. Those are? Abigail: Sugar! Schwartz: Sugar! //writes sugar on the board, turns back to the class Various students: Caffiene! Schwartz: caffeine... //writes caffiene Other student: CYANIDE! Schwartz: Cyanide! Great! Schwartz: Now as nutritionists, we have foods we can recommend to our patients so they can get their recommended daily values of sugar, caffiene and cyanide. Those foods are? Other student: cereal! //schwartz writes cereal, turns around again Various students: Pizza! Cheesecake! Ice cream! Schwartz: Ice cream! Avik: Robitussin! //Schwartz looks around for a moment with questioning eyebrows Schwartz: Robitussin!

#7578

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Sept. 11, 2018, 11:16 p.m.

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//Logic 7th period, talking about the Poli Stat model Anson: If we don't get Maryland right, we should hang ourselves. Rose: Anson...

#7645

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Oct. 10, 2018, 7:11 p.m.

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//Multivar, interpreting 3D acceleration Schwartz: If you are sitting in a box that is moving at constant velocity, then you will not be able to feel any movement. You may try this out in a car. //pause Schwartz: But not as the driver!!

#7658

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Oct. 17, 2018, 8:19 a.m.

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Sloe: My cat's a stoner.

#7709

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Nov. 7, 2018, 11:34 a.m.

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//Steven has a snickers bar Steven: If I open this, Ryan Tse will blow up Allison: I don't think he'll blow up unless you kiss him

#8705

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Oct. 30, 2020, 10:19 a.m.

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Piper: I love homework. Piper: I love doing it. Piper: That's why I assign it.

#8907

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Jan. 19, 2021, 10:06 a.m.

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Schafer: It would be really weird if when you unplugged your phone charger, the rest of your house went off Schafer: That'd be not ideal

#9052

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March 12, 2021, 11:03 a.m.

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//9th period ento //Lillian is sharing pictures of her baby nephew Duval: Oooh! How fresh is that baby?

#9139

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May 11, 2021, 11:22 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, may 11 "They told me in teacher school that I couldn't be sarcastic, and I was just like, 'I'm not physically capable of not being sarcastic'" "That's what i'm going to do with that information. Make your life better. Definitely not worse. Definitely." "I have been publicly shamed at Blair as a bad attendance taker. I was in the bottom 10% of attendance takers. My name was in a public email. But Ms Duval and Mr Schwartz were also on that list, so I felt less bad. It was like, the people who don't take attendance are the cool people." "I got made fun of already by the juniors for my among us sweatshirt." "My parents won't get me a VPN either." "This is important life information: the Guile theme goes with everything."