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March 10, 2024, 7:02 p.m.

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Rose: Say everyone has a mandatory coffee break at 10:30 AM, and who knows what’s in that coffee, and everyone’s efficiency skyrockets

#13300

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April 15, 2024, 12:08 p.m.

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Yongle: I only wear clothes to please others Yongle: If it was up to me I would be butt-ass naked

#13329

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April 23, 2024, 3:10 p.m.

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Stein: You never forget your first time

#13625

1012

Sept. 5, 2025, 3:13 p.m.

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//adv geo. rose is drawing a diagram with many colors rose: i need a name for this color student: cyan student 2: no, that's greener than cyan *bickering from whole class* rose: that's in the teacher book to never do that

#13682

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Dec. 1, 2025, 2:03 p.m.

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// Mr. Loh is teaching about the private keyword Ashwin: Mr. Loh is talking about privates?!

#298

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May 21, 2009, 11:06 p.m.

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I assume in April we'll run out of markers, then we'll have to cut people's fingers off and write in blood... freshmen first. ~Mr. Miller

#2222

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Sept. 28, 2010, 10:48 p.m.

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Stein: Why are you all staring at me? You're making me nervous. Rajan: Then why did you become a teacher? Stein: I don't know! I should have picked a another career. Scott: DANCE INSTRUCTOR!!!

#2326

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:58 a.m.

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Kabemba: I love my accent, it's very sexy. Wait, no, that's not what I meant to say.

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Nov. 6, 2010, 9:20 a.m.

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Henok: Oh my god Angelina, you're such a GIRL! Viju: Henok, where would you be without girls? Henok: Well first of all, we wouldn't have any food...

#3286

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April 30, 2011, 6:55 p.m.

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//During Rose's Friday marathon AP Calc review, Pham interrupts. Pham: Why you here on Friday? Students: Because he's evil! He doesn't want us to have lives! Pham: No! It becah HE doesn't have a life! So he make you stay here wit him!