#10710

1012

June 16, 2022, 11:10 a.m.

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Alexei: It's literally 1984. I say a stupid thing and it's forever preserved on Blairbash.

#10771

1012

Sept. 7, 2022, 1:47 p.m.

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Smolen: I just got a dm from a teacher, which says "hit me!"

#10827

1012

Sept. 16, 2022, 3:13 p.m.

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//p9 fot Solomon: German is my favorite superhero, he has all the powers of germs Nicole: That's just a pandemic

#10903

1012

Sept. 30, 2022, 1:54 p.m.

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Kaluta, pointing to Tinu: This thing—this joint—this node—this dot—

#11000

1012

Oct. 18, 2022, 9:48 a.m.

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// Homework about an experiment with parachutes Stein: So what did you pick as your experimental units? Andy: Stein! Diego: Supporters of communism! Stein: I chose Nationals fans. // Later Stein: What would the placebo be? Diego: For the real parachute, if you pull the cord a parachute gets released from the bag. Diego: For the fake parachute, if you pull the cord, it just plays the national anthem.

#11041

1012

Oct. 26, 2022, 5:33 p.m.

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// Socratic seminar Tinsley: Karen, Orwell would be rolling in his grave if he heard you say "unsucceed".

#11086

1012

Nov. 1, 2022, 10:31 a.m.

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Stein: Is Ace's answer correct? Class: Yes. Stein: Then why did I erase it? Victor: Because of Jerry Song!

#11125

1012

Nov. 10, 2022, 10:33 a.m.

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// Stein has a sore throat, is failing at saying "chaAaAaArt" Jerry Song: Sounds like a wheezing Charizard.

#11366

1012

Jan. 3, 2023, 1:36 p.m.

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Rose: Can I get a nod, yknow, like you’re alive, on earth, and know things, and are awake?

#11378

1012

Jan. 4, 2023, 5:45 p.m.

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In Mr. Seat's class, students are supposed to pretend to be members of different social classes during the French Revolution. Alex J is assigned clergy. Alex (reading from his computer): Car Dieu a tant aimé le monde qu'il a donné son Fils unique, afin que quiconque croit en lui ne périsse point, mais qu'il ait la vie éternelle. Cheering from the class Mr Seat: What does that mean? Alex: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him shall have eternal life. Some cheering from the class Mr Seat: Okay... but what do you think about the taxation?