#12594

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Nov. 28, 2023, 2:32 p.m.

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Lodal: It’s ok to like trains

#13486

1014

Oct. 9, 2024, 12:37 p.m.

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“9/11 jokes have been chill since like 2007.” -Michael Zenick

#13623

1014

Sept. 2, 2025, 11:15 a.m.

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Chaotic Rose Anthology 29.08.2025: "The more packets you get, the more your teachers love you. ... It's just like Christmas!" "I'm not sure what [my wife] does all day, but they pay her loads of money, so it's probably evil. That's typically how that works." "The Second Amendment says you can just run around with a machine gun or whatever." "Let's talk about him because he's not here." "Nate's been to school and his brain has been corrupted." "Aww, my first sleeper of 2025-26."

#8114

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April 15, 2019, 10:27 a.m.

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//Aiesha and David are discussing amount of work done on Chem R&E presentation Aiesha: You should work on the presentation! David: I did the bibliography! Aiesha: Good job. You copy-and-pasted. David: No, I changed the font!!

#8272

1927

Sept. 9, 2019, 3:19 p.m.

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//Giving rules for a timed writing Tinsley: If you really need to, you can write a hamburger-model essay. They're not the worst thing in the world. Tinsley: I mean they do slowly suck out my soul, but...

#3578

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Sept. 19, 2011, 5:37 p.m.

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//There's a huge crowd of kids around a desk Piper: Hey what are you guys doing? Me: Uhhh...racing our calculator programs... Piper: ...Nerds...

#3774

1420

Nov. 11, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//Dennis Z is rubbing tape bits off his arm during R&E Cathy: What are you doing? Dennis: I got my blood drawn yesterday, so they put huge piece of tape on my arm. Now, the sticky stuff won't come off. Rishabh: Who did it?

#4473

1420

March 12, 2013, 10:01 a.m.

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Shubham: Stupid Macs! Max: Shut up.

#6714

1420

Oct. 3, 2017, 9:32 p.m.

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//talking about stealing his kid's toys Schafer: So once I stole their toys without telling them in the morning. Then I get this phone call at noon, and my kid's like "DAD. DID YOU TAKE THOMAS?" And I go, "Yeah." And he goes, "WHAT ABOUT TRACK?" And I go, "Yeah, I took him too." And he goes, "WELL BRING THEM BACK TONIGHT." And then I whimper, "Yes sir... "

#7730

1420

Nov. 14, 2018, 7:52 a.m.

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Lodal: Oh boy, Evan. You just undid it all. No dabbing in this class. Dabbing is for fools.