#13334

911

April 24, 2024, 1:10 p.m.

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// Schwartz walks into class Sean: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Oh I lost! Schwartz: A while back, I sent my dad a mug that was white, but upon heat it would change to reveal "You lost The Game". Schwartz: Now that the mug is old it is now stuck on "You lost The Game" but now it takes him a while to get it.

#13425

911

Sept. 4, 2024, 9:57 a.m.

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// Evan drops the atmospheric pressure bar O'Donovan: I was waiting for someone to do that O'Donovan: I paid him to do that

#13606

911

May 6, 2025, 8:32 a.m.

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// Andrew Zhao claims to not know what a punnet square is, and Gaffney draws one Gaffney: My kids both have brown eyes and they're both righties Gaffney: LOSERS!

#8127

3852

April 23, 2019, 9:32 a.m.

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//morning announcements Ms Johnson: You all know I like to consider Blair the jewel of the county... Literally everyone: more like Juul of the county

#1215

1014

Dec. 18, 2009, 10:28 p.m.

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//David Cao and Alex Contreras are playing chess at lunch. Alex is clearly winning. ~15 people, including Ostrander, are watching David: Why are you taking so long to move? You've practically won already! Ostrander: Maybe he's trying to avoid doing something stupid, like you probably did earlier.

#1299

1014

Jan. 11, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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Claire: Aw, well fuck you Contreras: Please, restrain yourself... It *is* tempting, but I'm gonna have to say no on this one Claire: Really, Alex? Have you EVER said no before? Contreras: Ehh, no. Claire: This is so NEW! What happened to the whore side of Alex? Contreras: It ran away with the intelligent side of Claire

#5249

1014

Nov. 11, 2014, 7:28 p.m.

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//pd. 9 Rose; doing the thing where someone has to be the skeptic and try to find an epsilon that Rose can't find an N to answer Rose: Ben, the limit of this function is 3. Ben: What's a limit? Rose: Well, I'm glad you asked. The limit of this function is three because as n gets bigger, the function gets closer to 3. Sam: What's 3? //class (including Rose) laughs

#5840

1014

March 4, 2016, 4:48 p.m.

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//Shwetha, Soumith, Alice, etc. were near-yelling and somewhat quieted down Kevin: And I thought I was loud. Giles: You are.

#7643

1014

Oct. 10, 2018, 2:01 p.m.

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Steven: If I had to choose between my computer, my clothes, and my lunch, I would choose my computer.

#9334

1014

Nov. 11, 2021, 9:58 p.m.

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“max are you pumped yet” -rose every 20 min that one day