#13251

911

April 3, 2024, 12:14 p.m.

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// Stelzner is talking about how people say they're racist to get out of jury duty Yongle: Wait... I should be racist!

#13273

911

April 8, 2024, 1:26 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Inside of you there are two seniors. Jerry(pointing to Ace): The voice of reason... Jerry: And Andy Ying!

#13297

911

April 15, 2024, 10:25 a.m.

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//Glenn Trivia, Varsity Sports Tony Song: Tennis, Volleyball, Jump rope? Glenn: What school has varsity jump rope?

#13334

911

April 24, 2024, 1:10 p.m.

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// Schwartz walks into class Sean: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Oh I lost! Schwartz: A while back, I sent my dad a mug that was white, but upon heat it would change to reveal "You lost The Game". Schwartz: Now that the mug is old it is now stuck on "You lost The Game" but now it takes him a while to get it.

#13425

911

Sept. 4, 2024, 9:57 a.m.

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// Evan drops the atmospheric pressure bar O'Donovan: I was waiting for someone to do that O'Donovan: I paid him to do that

#13592

911

April 1, 2025, 2:02 p.m.

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Burnell: I can't teach it all, so I won't teach it at all

#13606

911

May 6, 2025, 8:32 a.m.

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// Andrew Zhao claims to not know what a punnet square is, and Gaffney draws one Gaffney: My kids both have brown eyes and they're both righties Gaffney: LOSERS!

#8127

3852

April 23, 2019, 9:32 a.m.

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//morning announcements Ms Johnson: You all know I like to consider Blair the jewel of the county... Literally everyone: more like Juul of the county

#1215

1014

Dec. 18, 2009, 10:28 p.m.

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//David Cao and Alex Contreras are playing chess at lunch. Alex is clearly winning. ~15 people, including Ostrander, are watching David: Why are you taking so long to move? You've practically won already! Ostrander: Maybe he's trying to avoid doing something stupid, like you probably did earlier.

#1299

1014

Jan. 11, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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Claire: Aw, well fuck you Contreras: Please, restrain yourself... It *is* tempting, but I'm gonna have to say no on this one Claire: Really, Alex? Have you EVER said no before? Contreras: Ehh, no. Claire: This is so NEW! What happened to the whore side of Alex? Contreras: It ran away with the intelligent side of Claire