#9863

911

Jan. 30, 2022, 10:16 p.m.

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Caleb: I like blood more.

#9870

911

Jan. 31, 2022, 1:17 p.m.

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Ace: Being sad is a prerequisite to being alive.

#9924

911

Feb. 7, 2022, 1:30 p.m.

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Duval: Hi, you've reached the phone of DEEZ NUTS!

#9945

911

Feb. 9, 2022, 12:32 p.m.

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Andy: Parkinson's law basically states that if you have 100 years to do something, it will take you 100 years to do it. Johnny: Or until you get Parkinson's.

#9972

911

Feb. 11, 2022, 12:46 p.m.

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// NSL skit Johnny: One sunny day, Bob is in the park getting drunk on alcohol.

#9976

911

Feb. 11, 2022, 1:18 p.m.

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Duval: Jeremy has a cheese problem.

#10042

911

Feb. 22, 2022, 11:35 a.m.

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Roberts: Inner voices, you're being drowned out by the cellos. John Kim: Oh yeah! Roberts: Not oh yeah!

#10105

911

Feb. 28, 2022, 4:08 p.m.

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Kaluta: I'm certainly never gonna lie to you guys, except to make some kind of joke.

#10183

911

March 7, 2022, 3:03 p.m.

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Schwartz: I need a unit of volume (the spacial kind) Caleb: Decibels... Caleb: Oh he meant THAT volume

#10439

911

April 19, 2022, 2:36 p.m.

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Daniel: "Is it true that you're going on leave for the rest of the year?" Seat: "Yeah, I'm having a baby." *pats stomach*