#5898

911

April 19, 2016, 1:58 p.m.

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//Background: Talking about how presidents have to swear on their religious book of choice in history class Russell: All the other Presidents so far have sworn on the bible. Bernie sanders might use the Torah, and Trump would swear on his own book

#5958

911

June 18, 2016, 4:09 p.m.

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//Jonathan Berkowitz is very loudly pushing an office chair down the hallway //Schwartz is very quietly talking one-on-one with a student Schwartz: Why aren't you sitting on that and rolling down the hall?

#6100

911

Nov. 20, 2016, 10:06 p.m.

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// In a group gchat discussing bringing food to FTC day Laura: Will anyone drink soda if I bring it? Kevin: No Kevin: I need to stay asleep for period 8 Smith.

#6143

911

Jan. 3, 2017, 9:05 p.m.

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//Discussing faulty algorithms for Interval Scheduling //One counterexample that doesn't work is a staircase of jobs, each one overlapping a few others Avik (pointing to the staircase): That looks like Steven's dating schedule.

#6152

911

Jan. 4, 2017, 7:36 p.m.

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Jessica: I like elvish. 'My love' and 'My friend' are the same in elvish. That means you're saying 'I love my friends.' every time you talk about them, but it also means you friend-zone everyone you like.

#6305

911

March 14, 2017, 6 p.m.

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//Pd. 3 bio Wensen: Bleuwwaaaaeeuehhh //momentary silence, everyone looking around the classroom Duval: That was you Wensen, right? //Wensen shakes head, turns to put water bottle back into backpack //meanwhile, softly Duval: Was it him? //Tiara, sitting next to Wensen, nods

#6326

911

March 20, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

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Shwetha: Trump's approval rating is worse than Duke's shooting

#7323

911

March 14, 2018, 5:16 p.m.

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//MBMT Guts round testing Chris: (really loudly) YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE A DERIVATIVE!

#7494

911

May 21, 2018, 2:19 p.m.

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//Rose talking about polyhedra and stops midway Rose: I'm like, really freaking hungry! Someone else: You didn't eat lunch?? Rose: No, I didn't eat my lunch! Does anyone have food they can spare? Will: I have peanut butter crackers. //Rose starts eating, tries to ask us what a Schaffli notation represents, but can't talk. He starts jumping up and down, trying to swallow his peanut butter cracker. Everyone else: What's that? We can't understand you. //Rose finally swallows part of cracker. Rose: Say cube, dammit!

#7595

911

Sept. 17, 2018, 4:14 p.m.

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//Justin tries to answer a question, but Anson starts talking Rose: Don't back down, Justin, just because Anson started yelling at you!