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Feb. 9, 2012, 1:41 p.m.

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//Programing Knights Tour for ADSB //It's a week into programing with 2 weeks left. Evan F: Why does none of my program work? Patrick: You have way too many methods, you should scrap it! Lele, doesn't he have too many methods? Lele: Yeah. Patrick: Clare, doesn't Evan have too many methods? Clare: Yes. Patrick: Mr. Fauntroy do you think he should start over? If you print it out, it'd be like 8 pages long! Mr. Fauntroy: Wait, does it work? Evan: It prints out the board Patrick: But it doesn't do any moves. Mr. Fauntroy: I can do that with three lines! //Later Evan: I found the problem! I need more methods!

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March 24, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: We've been burning in hell for a good deal of time.

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April 16, 2012, 4:06 p.m.

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//In Software Design Hammond: You can actually get Puzzlepalooza shirts that are in different sizes than the ones specified on the sheet, we just didn't think about putting it on. Hammond: Just write it in for the size. James S.: So you don't have to wear pants!

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Oct. 8, 2012, 9:11 p.m.

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Pham: I tell [Teacher], "You need to be here! Yell at the kids, relieve the stress. At home, nobody to yell at. You get worse, you get sicker, then you die."

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Oct. 27, 2012, 2:54 p.m.

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//In Comp Gov Tom: Hey, wanna hear a joke? Bynum: Sure. Tom: So a polar bear walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. //Class laughs reluctantly Bynum: ...okay, cool. //Bynum goes on teaching for 5 minutes. //Tom raises his hand. Bynum: Tom? Tom: And then the bear orders some nuts, and the bartender says, "Hey why the long pause?" And the polar bear says "I'm a beeeeeeaaaar!"

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Dec. 16, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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Cullen: John why are you so dressed up today? Are you going to court? John: No, basketball //A minute later Max: He actually is going to court

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Dec. 18, 2012, 10:58 p.m.

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//Talking about the resonance structures of benzene molecules Eva: But benzene is a commie molecule - the electrons are shared equally between all the carbons.

#4597

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Oct. 1, 2013, 10:57 a.m.

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Freeman: Let's get some attendance up in this mofo!

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Nov. 15, 2013, 10:46 a.m.

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Rose: Daniel Amir, you're the most alien looking person in this room. Like if we had to pick the least human person, you'd probably get the most votes.

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Feb. 3, 2014, 1:14 p.m.

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Duval: Is that your Abercrombie bag back there, Gaby? Gaby: That's not mine. But I took a picture of it.

Abercrombie bags are known to have pictures of (attractive) shirtless guys on them.

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