#9060

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March 17, 2021, 2:14 p.m.

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Student: I have bankrupted almost the entire nation of Barbados. Student: ... Yay.

#9074

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March 26, 2021, 11:20 a.m.

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Student: I'm only absent because I was beheaded

#9163

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June 9, 2021, 11:15 p.m.

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Max: Al Capone is kind of a doofus

#9222

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Oct. 20, 2021, 11:51 a.m.

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"Pure math is not math" - Kohn Jim

#9603

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Dec. 12, 2021, 9:39 p.m.

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// discrete, about the FPP Rose: Okay, so you can say these two are isomorphic Rose: If you know what that means Class: *silence* Rose: *claps* Okay, can we end class?

#9609

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Dec. 13, 2021, 2:20 p.m.

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// talking about marine bio and dissection Sudhish: Frogs, eggs, caviar, yum!

#9739

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Jan. 12, 2022, 10:09 a.m.

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Gabaree: Every representative is a member of a committee except Marjorie Taylor Greene, 'cuz she's crazy. Gabaree: No, I'm serious. Go look her up, she really is crazy.

#9822

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Jan. 26, 2022, 7:55 a.m.

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“madeline responded with some other wishy washy crap. maybe that’s something you should do in real life but not in math.”

#9839

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Jan. 27, 2022, 9:11 a.m.

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//Analysis 1B Schwartz: They said we're supposed to stop at 9:08, but Innovation doesn't start until 9:14. //A few minutes later... *Announcement for Innovation comes on at 9:08 AM* Schwartz: No! You said 9:14! We're going till 9:14! Schwartz: *continues with lesson*

#10263

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March 15, 2022, 10:29 a.m.

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Roberts: You’re playing a D chord next to rehearsal letter d. It’s an inception of Ds! // Later, student has long nails Roberts: They’re cute but you have to cut them off! *class snickers*