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Oct. 13, 2020, 11:29 a.m.

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// Introducing problem with two bikers colliding Schafer: So you might think ... that with 20 miles between them, they could figure out how to not hit each other. Schafer: But you haven't met my children, who, with an *infinite* distance between them, would still hit each other. // Later // Schafer showing video of him playing/physics-demonstrating on a blue carpet Schafer: You may think this is a blue carpet... but this is actually a river. And you can tell it's a river because it's blue. Student: [Laughing] Schafer: Yes, [Student], laugh. It's a joke; it's funny.

#8727

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Nov. 11, 2020, 10:14 a.m.

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// Writing in the empty space surrounding a difficult trigonometric equation [Underlined] TWO WAYS :O Anarchy! Why? EVIL MWAHAHAHA

#8758

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Nov. 17, 2020, 2:53 p.m.

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Piper: I'd rather you guys agree with me, because it makes my life easier

#9082

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April 8, 2021, 1:29 p.m.

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Piper: I'm only asking you to do Problem 3. Piper: Because I don't like Problems 1 and 2.

#9227

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Oct. 22, 2021, 4:05 p.m.

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Schwartz: Show each other more respect than you show the teacher. I'm the teacher -- I don't need respect! I'm paid for this -- I get money instead of respect.

#9236

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Oct. 27, 2021, 4:05 p.m.

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Roberts: I really like ping-pong. I challenge you all to a game of ping-pong. There's a ping-pong table somewhere in the school.

#9267

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Nov. 4, 2021, 12:15 a.m.

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Hui: So are worms like, more like a fruit or like a vegetable?

#9393

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Nov. 17, 2021, 8:36 p.m.

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Cordoba: No freestyle rapping in my class!

#9616

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Dec. 14, 2021, 9:38 a.m.

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// Student was on his phone Subayi: You need to go see a doctor. I know a doctor, do you want me to give you a name? You have a disease.

#9717

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Jan. 6, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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//chaotic duval anthology, january 6 "I thought you were just staring at me like 'okay, crazy lady.' And I'd be like 'dang, Colby! Fine! I'll just stare back at you like that.'" "I'm a pretty decent eavesdropper while I'm talking, too." "I don't want to go back to looking at a black screen with white names. Don't make me teach into the void!" "If you don't have pets -- just go outside and show us a squirrel." "Show me a parrot -- or a sibling. I don't care." "Your parents will *love* it if you walk in with your laptop and say 'pssst! It's my mom!'" "Who are the two scientists who discovered the structure of Watson and Crick?"