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March 15, 2010, 4:23 p.m.

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Eszter: Pouvons-nous faire le dialogue in like 5 minutes?

#1775

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April 12, 2010, 6:21 p.m.

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Naomi: "Illegally seized elephants, no wait evidence, can be used in court"

#2141

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Sept. 17, 2010, 7:37 p.m.

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Freeman: So Michael Phelps is out there, stealing the countryside blind (dives)

#2279

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Oct. 5, 2010, 5:44 a.m.

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Rose: Wow, that's a big duck.

#2303

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Oct. 6, 2010, 6:57 p.m.

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Pham: Today we do determination of chloride. Did you look it up already? Students: What? Pham: In the back of the book! Student: But last class you didn't tell us what lab to look up. Pham: It doesn't! You need to learn how looking it up in the book! [...] They have plenty of it in here. A lot of procedure how to do it. Student: ...so how are we supposed to to the lab? Pham: Uhhhh, let me put it this way: it on page A35.

#2447

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Oct. 29, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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//Shelley walks in on crutches with a broken foot Freeman: Okay, who did you kick?

#2469

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Nov. 3, 2010, 6:09 p.m.

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//a journalism student shows up during lunch Neel: Why do you guys like always come to our table man? Danderson: Since we always get them to go away, maybe they want to know how we do it? Neel: Or maybe they think we're like the magnet table or something. Danderson: *points at table with >12 magnets*

#2564

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Nov. 17, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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//discussing russian corruption Anastasiya: So there's bribing everywhere.  Just bribe and you can get anything!  If you want a scholarship though, you bribe so much, you may as well pay to attend college directly.

#2585

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Nov. 19, 2010, 10:43 p.m.

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Freeman: Visiting dignitaries include the U.S. Secretary of Education, the person in charge of the Department of Education. Or at least until the Tea Partiers abolish it or something.

#2644

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Dec. 7, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Moose: Jesus Christ! ...excuse my French.