#1453

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Feb. 3, 2010, 9:02 p.m.

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//From upstairs: BANG. BANG. BANG. Student: Did they put a basketball court upstairs? Justine: Yeah, just yesterday Trina: Wait, really?!

#1681

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March 17, 2010, 9:12 p.m.

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Roberts: "...measure 63...so that's 4 before 66..."

#1746

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April 6, 2010, 2:38 p.m.

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//Ms. Czap is demonstrating ferrofluid, a messy, black liquid Student: Can I touch it? Czap: No. I'd rather you not go home black. //class laughs

#1843

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April 28, 2010, 11:59 p.m.

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Alex: Binx died. Mythili: What, no way! When? What's going to happen? Alex: They're making a new one and calling it OMARAHSAN!

#1859

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May 2, 2010, 6:35 p.m.

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//A female student is applying makeup Mr. Moose: You look fine! Put that mirror away! You girls drive me crazy!

#1901

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May 9, 2010, 6:47 p.m.

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Freeman: You know what? If you have an economic problem... RELEASE THE KRAKEN

#1994

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June 10, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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//Pham writing something on the Promethean board Student: Mr.Pham, what are you doing? Pham: I'm trying to prove that you're not special.

#2014

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June 23, 2010, 11:08 a.m.

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Rose: I'm so organized it's ridiculous. //after he was able to find some piece of paper he was looking for

#2097

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Sept. 13, 2010, 6:37 p.m.

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Student 1: [Student 2] turned 16 yesterday. Anon. Teacher: Oh, really? Cool. So now she can't get a guy arrested in most states.

#2363

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Oct. 14, 2010, 8:25 p.m.

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Mythili (to Fernando): I wonder if prostitutes get discounts on abortions...