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April 18, 2023, 8:44 p.m.

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//chaotic stein anthology, april 18 "For those of you who like taking standardised tests -- which is not me ..." "You know what's your real friend? Copy-and-paste." "Now, if we the Checkmeister is not paying attention, or is sleeping, or is playing chess in her class -- we stare at her, and there is a long pause, and we might impeach the Checkmeister -- with a two-thirds vote, of course." "ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! ChaAaAaArt! Sorry, I've broken down. It's my 29th year, and I've finally broken down. ChaAaAaArt!" "The maths is usually not the issue. The issue is usually the youth not wanting to check assumptions. Because the youth don't want to write complete sentences." "The youth don't like typing sentences! The youth like copy-and-paste." "Imagine you have 50 iguanas in your hand."

#11872

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May 22, 2023, 12:10 p.m.

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//some girls talking about makeup jeffrey: foundation as in foundations of computer science?

#12955

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Feb. 1, 2024, 2:49 p.m.

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Glenn: Given that I am 5'3 and my sister is 5'2.5, that inch matters! Andy: That's what she said.

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April 17, 2024, 6:47 p.m.

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eric shi: real👍

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May 5, 2025, 12:17 p.m.

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//in stat with gaffney ethan: sai, do you like cheese? sai: yeah? i'm lactose intolerant, but yeah ethan: would you say you're a cheddophile? will: HA!

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Dec. 3, 2025, 9:37 p.m.

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Daneel: I wish I were a girl so I could have some insane stories to tell

#359

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May 27, 2009, 6:36 p.m.

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Mrs. Cannon: People still say, "Hillary Clinton's a Lady Macbeth." She's the image of a bitchy, conniving woman behind the throne.

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June 1, 2009, 9:58 p.m.

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Mr. Goldman: Retarded people and dogs both REALLY like me.

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March 22, 2010, 9:43 p.m.

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Alex: Well, we're just stupid. Staub: There you go, you just summed up the whole year!

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April 8, 2010, 7:42 a.m.

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Blaha (to Jacob): I was looking at my attendance, and it's... interesting that you have 11 absences and they're all excused. That doesn't happen in any of my other classes!