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May 25, 2009, 2:09 p.m.

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//in a moving car, searching for open wireless networks with which to access the internets Mario: Hey, I'm connecting to "yo mama"!

#473

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June 21, 2009, 12:31 a.m.

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Ms. Blitz: What does a pedometer measure? Student: The steps. Ms. Blitz: What does an odometer measure? Steven: The odes.

#496

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June 30, 2009, 11:32 a.m.

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Mr. Hammond: There's no way I can remember that. I'm picking the next password.

#540

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Sept. 17, 2009, 1:07 a.m.

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Schafer: My blood pressure has reached Walstein levels. He told me so. In fact, I surpassed him. Yesterday.

#562

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Sept. 25, 2009, 2:35 p.m.

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Ravilious: World history is important. Who's going to hire you if you don't know anything about Sumerian liver reading?

#590

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Oct. 6, 2009, 12:38 a.m.

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Pham: What I tell you? Read the book! You not read book, you flunk out!

#847

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Nov. 13, 2009, 1:23 p.m.

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//Anonymous 1 is offering Anonymous 2 a cracked copy of Halo PC Anonymous 2: "I'm kinda done with the whole illegal thing." Anonymous 1: "That game's so old its barely even illegal."

#907

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Nov. 22, 2009, 1:17 a.m.

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Stein: I hate math

#954

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Nov. 24, 2009, 5:10 p.m.

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//in history class, with a substitute Katie: "Who's this woman here that's not Mrs. Selman?" Evan: "I dunno, but it's an improvement."

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Nov. 25, 2009, 9:48 p.m.

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//At MCYO rehearsal Mr. Herman: Okay, so what's the mathematical equivalent of a dotted-quarter on the bow? *No one answers* Mr. Herman: C'mon, I thought you guys went to Blair!