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Oct. 14, 2022, 3:07 p.m.

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Schwartz to a student: What’s that on your water bottle? Schwartz: It looks like a red painted ear of corn.

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Dec. 5, 2022, 8:03 a.m.

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Jerry: Human trafficking should be illegal Andy: I disagree.

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Dec. 12, 2022, 7:14 p.m.

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Mr. Jacobs: Pablo, you're exerting force against Donald Trump Also Mr. Jacobs: John, you're exerting force against Beyoncé

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Jan. 3, 2023, 8:36 a.m.

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Mogge: I was struggling to get garlic bread! I don't have any babies.

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April 28, 2023, 2:02 p.m.

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Kaluta: Wow, I've never done three at the same time before!

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May 18, 2023, 9:45 a.m.

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"we can't use the graphics itself, so we have to use its children"

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Sept. 30, 2023, 1:53 p.m.

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Glenn: So there was this one time when I turned an octopus into a finger puppet.

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Jan. 18, 2024, 4:10 p.m.

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Klees: you know, i used to wear bow ties Klees: but i've grown up Klees: my balls dropped

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Feb. 14, 2024, 1:06 p.m.

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James: Vegetables are not necessary!

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Feb. 16, 2024, 1:20 p.m.

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Student: Do you have bandaids? Hart: You all can get a cut simultaneously because I have 1000 bandaids in here! Jerry Song: We can all get a fade.