#13202

66

March 15, 2024, 9:57 a.m.

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Stein: "They are a group of people who are in the alleys, handing out candy to children." Stein: "They are called 'Bayesians'."

#13203

66

March 15, 2024, 10:26 a.m.

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Bosse: Yina, don't go to sleep, we need you for the mating game! // Later Bosse: Pretend these two guys are mating. // Bosse: Sorry you guys will have to wait to mate. // Bosse: I'm playing mating music because you have to randomly mate.

#13205

1313

March 15, 2024, 3:03 p.m.

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Rose: i'm gonna get lunch, take a nap, and watch people make fun of me Rose: It's getting more... mean spirited Rose: Kirk is getting older.. and he is getting... Sai: Meaner? Rose: i wouldn't call it meaner, he's less nice...

#13207

1212

March 15, 2024, 10:40 p.m.

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//on March 15 over the PA: the media center will be closed today for an event Schwartz: yeah, the stabbing of Caesar!

#13212

33

March 18, 2024, 11:45 a.m.

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Eric Zou: I've had Acetone before Eric: It didn't taste that good Eric: superglue tastes marginally better

#13217

33

March 20, 2024, 7:25 a.m.

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Glenn: Now that Sam is about to go into high school, I can't tell stories about him anymore. Glenn: So no more stories about the pocket worms, beads up the nose, shorts cut into fringes...or the booger wall. Glenn: Both of my kids just had a section of the wall next to their bed where they would put their boogers.

#13218

33

March 20, 2024, 10:47 a.m.

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Jorgensen: that's what happens when the pressure is too high Jorgensen: You guys turn into neodymium magnets

#13220

33

March 20, 2024, 10:51 a.m.

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Chris Tang: we need to give you a yapature to get you to shut up

#13226

66

March 21, 2024, 9:30 a.m.

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Burkhauser: "Have a good break!" Burkhauser: "Shall I say, go out and touch grass?"

#13236

1212

March 22, 2024, 1:33 p.m.

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Hui: I saw Rose in 346 and he was on Blairbash. Hui: He immediately closed the tab and the next one open was Twitter.