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Feb. 13, 2024, 2:42 p.m.

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Grace: Mr. Rose, do I have permission to yell at people? Rose: Yell, probably no, but to encourage them to write more legibly, yes. Grace: darn it!

#13054

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Feb. 13, 2024, 3:02 p.m.

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Glenn: I have a friend who is short and beautiful but also terrifying Glenn: She's like 4'10" but I would never cross her

#13055

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Feb. 13, 2024, 3:05 p.m.

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Glenn: You can't say that these aren't beautiful. Stephen: I disagree! Glenn: Wrong! You're wrong! Glenn: I don't even know who I'm arguing with but you're wrong!

#13059

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Feb. 14, 2024, 1:09 p.m.

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//Quantum physics Eva *reaching for sour patch*: "I need high." Eva, a few seconds later: "I should bite the head off first that's how you prevent pain." *starts laughing maniacally*

#13092

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Feb. 16, 2024, 3:15 p.m.

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Glenn: If you've watched a lot of late-night commercials you would know what ED is. Glenn: What's ED? Klees: When you're an old and a man...

#13112

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Feb. 22, 2024, 7:22 a.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, february 21 "I assume I'm going too slow, so I'll just go even slower." "You're only really learning when you have no idea what to do, so you just try random things, and finally get the right answer -- that's the best feeling in the world." "I should be famous for this method." "Whenever I'm wondering whether Alexei's messing with me, it always turns out that he is messing with me. Maybe sometimes he's messing with me and I don't even suspect it." "Let's screw around with our wish until it comes true." "One day, I will know the integers from 1 to 300 as well as Stephen."

#13115

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Feb. 22, 2024, 9:44 a.m.

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Bosse: That doesn't look like 25 notebooks! Bosse: Hurry up, I'm getting old!

#13128

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Feb. 27, 2024, 2:45 p.m.

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// Talking about a text conversation with his son Glenn: Ah yes, the famous Irish rapper from Detroit Eminem. Glenn: Then I started sending him rap lyrics from Eminem. Glenn: My son is about to become a teenager, which is the age I'm supposed to annoy him the most. Glenn: He's turning 13 next month, so I gotta step up my game!

#13137

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Feb. 28, 2024, 3:20 p.m.

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Cirincione: Old people are great, but there are two big problems with them. Cirincione: There keep being more of them and they keep not dying

#13139

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March 1, 2024, 9:01 a.m.

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Glenn: The south gets a bad rep for having a lot of hillbillies, but not everyone is a hillbilly Glenn: I mean there are hillbillies, but so does maryland too