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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:51 p.m.

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Swaney: Do you have food for the winners? Student: No. Swaney: Ready? *looks at class* //the class gives a collective “aww”

#626

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Oct. 11, 2009, 4:52 p.m.

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Whitacre: This is why people go from As to Ds. They say “nevermind.”

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Oct. 12, 2009, 7:19 p.m.

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//Hammond wants to fix something on Binx Hammond: Is anyone on Binx right now? Scott L. and Scott Z.: Yes! Hammond: GET OFF! Scott Z.: Done. Scott L.: Okay, I'm off. Wait, am I off? *logs back in* Oh wait, that's on Ogedei, not Binx!

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Oct. 14, 2009, 1:33 p.m.

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Steven: That thing smells bad. Whitacre: What? Steven: Salt Lake City. Smells like sulfur. Whitacre: Or salt.

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:41 p.m.

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//someone sneezes Class: Bless you Whitacre: I want you blessing people and not spreading around germs.  Don't go "Bless you" and wipe it on your hand, then someone's shoulder.

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:44 p.m.

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Student 1: You should be president, Mr. Whitacre! Whitacre: No, that wouldn't work... Student 2: Yeah, he'll kill everybody!

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Oct. 14, 2009, 7:46 p.m.

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Whitacre: When you start saying "maybe," it's time to get out!  You can't say maybe in a war!

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:42 p.m.

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Whitacre: I belong to AARP, which means no-yoga.

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Oct. 20, 2009, 7:51 p.m.

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//after one student accuses another of adultery Whitacre: Since when were you married? But you don't have to be married, as long as you're part of the team.

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Nov. 4, 2009, 8:33 p.m.

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//discussing Mr. Prange's swelled up right knee Mr. Prange: There's a big fluid sac. Eugene: Ew. Pop it!