#12681

33

Dec. 6, 2023, 5:26 p.m.

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//explaining natural numbers to a hypothetical alien who can do Fitch-style proofs really well Rose: This is like if you try to teach a board game to a really smart person. Rose: You start explaining it, and very quickly they get annoyed, and say "stop trying to explain it! Just tell me all the rules."

#12683

1111

Dec. 7, 2023, 8:43 a.m.

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//Lodal holds up two rocks, one a shimmery gold beige color, the other one a dark color. Lodal: do you know where the word Muscovite comes from? Class: Moscow Lodal: good. which one would you associate with Russia? Class: the dark one Lodal: NO! Lodal: *whispers* it's russia! there's white people there!

#12684

66

Dec. 7, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Stein: Wait, how did I give you five?! Stein: What am I doing?! Stein: *retroactively lowers grade* Stein: Oh wait you did it down here

#12700

1111

Dec. 11, 2023, 11:28 a.m.

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Schafer: People that drive crazy should take more physics classes so they realize they're going to kill someone

#12702

66

Dec. 11, 2023, 3:55 p.m.

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Jacobs: This is completely outrageous, and immoral, and scandalous Jacobs: and it works pretty well

#12704

66

Dec. 12, 2023, 7:58 a.m.

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O'Donovan: Did you lose points for the units? Did it hurt? Good, it's supposed to, now you won't do that again!

#12710

1111

Dec. 12, 2023, 3:11 p.m.

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Rose: let's say i have an employee named Kirk Rose: and Kirk does what I say. Rose: and Kirk has been morally degraded by working for me

#12711

1313

Dec. 12, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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Rose: who is a teacher we like? Class: Lodal! Rose: so let's say Lodal calls and says hey Rose i need 4 microwave ovens Rose: so i like him and i also kind of fear him Rose: because he will mess me up // later Rose: who is a teacher we hate? Justin: Schafer! Rose: so let's say we don't like Schafer and we also don't fear him Rose: so I tell Kirk to use this opportunity to unload two of our broken microwaves.

#12718

1313

Dec. 13, 2023, 1:10 p.m.

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Sahu: if i were you i'd finish the work by the 22nd Sahu: because then during winter break you can be like Sahu: YEAH PROJECT I DID YOU // class laughs

#12733

66

Dec. 14, 2023, 5:38 p.m.

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//Rose finds a lost phone right when it receives a call from "Yanet" Rose: Hello, Yanet. Whose phone is this? //Rose hands the phone to arbitrary Student Rose: You deal with this problem.