#12335

1212

Oct. 17, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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Mitchum, Jonathan A (Student): 1. Dual federalism was an era of federalism where the lines of the power of the federal and state governments were broadly defined. Hua, Ethan Y (Student): Hey, those lines of power aren't broad, they're just horizontally gifted. Jonathan: Hey bud, you are just salty because you are vertically challenged. Ethan: Hey, pal, you must have the height of a saltine cracker, and the intelligence of one too. Jonathan: Hey sport, you are shorter that a brick, wider than a brick, dumber than a brick, soft as a brick, red as a brick, hairless as a brick, weak as a brick, and slower than a brick. Ethan: Hey, tank, projecting much? (megamind with hair, bottom text says "no hair?") Jonathan: You are so unpopular, I bet you work at College Board. Ethan: Hey, broski, show me your friends. I've got plenty. (megamind with no hair, top text says "no friends?")

#12337

1111

Oct. 17, 2023, 11:21 p.m.

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6th period English, Chris and Bill are messing with each other Goldberg (to Chris): Stop bullying Bill! Goldberg sees Bill playing games Goldberg (to Chris): Go bully him (Bill)

#12340

1515

Oct. 18, 2023, 11:07 a.m.

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//P4 Phil Orch. Smolen is giving a lesson on chord progressions, and asked the class to transpose Twinkle Twinkle to a minor key. Smolen: "The little star has grown up! It went to college, and is now working a 9-5 job with unresolved debt!" //Old McDonald. Smolen: "Unfortunately, because of the economy... Old McDonald had to sell the farm. It is now a slaughterhouse."

#12343

66

Oct. 18, 2023, 1:11 p.m.

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Delaney: if you go to the gym to get swole…or whatever the kids call it…

#12348

1111

Oct. 18, 2023, 5:43 p.m.

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// Going over weight training quiz Charles: Some of you guys did really well. Charles: Some of y'all were smoking or high while taking this. Charles: Or maybe I am the one that's high right now. Charles: In what world does bench press work the glutes?

#12350

1313

Oct. 19, 2023, 7:20 a.m.

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Eric Chen: It's easy to kill someone, but giving birth is not

#12351

1313

Oct. 19, 2023, 9:47 a.m.

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Woodward: Dr. Delaney is a man with a beard, and teaches like 8 different subjects Woodward: Ms. Glenn does not have a beard

#12352

1515

Oct. 19, 2023, 9:58 a.m.

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reanna: *breathes* cuadrado: STOP BEING DRAMATIC

#12356

2525

Oct. 19, 2023, 2:23 p.m.

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Gugan: Alright I just increased racism by a factor of 10

#12359

1313

Oct. 19, 2023, 5:21 p.m.

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Smolen talking about being present in the music, how that sets musicians apart “This is not like an elementary school concert! We are in high school!” “You can’t play like elementary schoolers anymore!” *Turns to look at second violin section* “Seconds…..”