#12011

66

Aug. 28, 2023, 9:44 a.m.

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// SSSR, looking at school rankings Stein: Students get 7 points, teachers get a measly 3 points? Stein: That's some bullshit!

#12015

1212

Aug. 28, 2023, 12:59 p.m.

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Glenn: Even Schafer with the grumpy old man affect is a teddy bear on the inside.

#12017

66

Aug. 29, 2023, 8:49 a.m.

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// Talking about how she got into hockey Jacobs: I was hooked onto it like it was a drug. Jacobs: And you wonder how I would know that... *Class starts giggling* Jacobs: The next time I went to the game I was like "hit him in the face with the stick"!

#12018

2626

Aug. 29, 2023, 12:16 p.m.

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Smolen: We will now be exploring each other. *Super awkward silence* Smolen: Wow that sounded really weird.

#12019

1111

Aug. 30, 2023, 8:33 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Recessive genes that are fertile are both submissive and breedable.

#12024

1111

Aug. 30, 2023, 1:50 p.m.

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Sahu: what should we name the person? someone: Jimmy Yongle: Yongle Sahu: what about "Jongle"

#12036

1313

Sept. 1, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Stein: If you want to be a teacher... *Class murmurs "you gotta take attendance"* Stein: So I said that in Mr. Rose's class and the class said "so I guess Mr. Rose isn't a teacher."

#12038

66

Sept. 1, 2023, 9:02 a.m.

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Stein: Back when I taught 7th grade, which was 100 years ago, I had this ceramic statue of the thinker. Stein: So every time a student said something particularly observant, I would place the statue on that student's desk. Stein: One day, at a parent-teacher conference, there was a student that was particularly naughty. Stein: His mom and I were yelling at him and he was crying. Stein: He yelled to me "I hate you, I hate this class, and I hate that statue." Stein: It seemed like in slow motion when he got up and smashed that statue into a million pieces. Stein: So that was the end of the thinker statue award.

#12040

1313

Sept. 1, 2023, 9:15 a.m.

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Lodal: name a city in the southern hemisphere Andrew: Antarctica Lodal: Antarctica is not a place where people go.

#12058

66

Sept. 6, 2023, 10:10 a.m.

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// Sean comes into immuno late Delaney: We will be modelling the immune system with legos. Delaney: They need your help, especially this one *gestures to Jerry Song*. Delaney: He is absolutely enamored with the wheels. Andy: It's his manifestation of his deprivation of Hot Wheels as a child.