#11874

1515

May 22, 2023, 1:23 p.m.

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Mr. Young: Well he's not the most aesthetically pleasing human to look at

#11881

1515

May 23, 2023, 12:27 p.m.

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//Reading Graduation Speech in English Skye: You have to do what YOU want to do. That's why my personal motto is "It's not illegal if you don't get caught." Now that's a terrible philosophy to live by, but good luck if you decide to try.

#11886

2525

May 23, 2023, 2:08 p.m.

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Sahu: I'm vegetarian Rakshay: do you eat animal crackers?

#11888

1111

May 23, 2023, 4:01 p.m.

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Stein: Hello, CNN? This is David Stein of Montgomery County Public Schools. Stein: My two Statistics classes this morning had zero people absent. Yes, zero!

#11892

1212

May 24, 2023, 8:14 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Uh, where is puzzlepalooza? Schafer: Seriously? Your first puzzle is to show up!

#11900

2424

May 25, 2023, 9:01 a.m.

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Sahu: APs are bull...stuff! Sahu: Collegeboard can go suck...air! Sahu: This is how you know I'm tired. I get dangerously close to saying offensive stuff.

#11911

33

May 30, 2023, 12:19 p.m.

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//Goldberg mad Goldberg: "If you don't shut up, I'ma touch (or cut) you!"

#11912

66

May 30, 2023, 12:27 p.m.

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Foster: Bum bum bum bum bum (to the tune of McDonald's) Foster: Why did I just hum the McDonald's theme? Foster: That's marketing for you.

#11914

1111

May 31, 2023, 8:08 a.m.

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Schafer: Have you guys been quizzed on memorizing the elements of the periodic table? *Class shakes head* Schafer: You guys have lived a deprived childhood.

#11922

1212

May 31, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

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Ostrander: That means everyone in this room is breathing in my armpit molecules