#11559

1313

Feb. 13, 2023, 8:11 a.m.

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// Penny lab in quantum Schafer: We will be doing statistical analysis. Schafer: However, this is not Mr. Stein's class. Schafer: We will not be setting a p-value and determining whether we should reject the null hypothesis. Schafer: Nor will we be using Cha-A-a-A-arts.

#11560

1515

Feb. 13, 2023, 8:51 a.m.

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Schafer: Weird, yes, but probably not as weird as playing tetris on an emulator. *All eyes turn on Kelin*

#11570

1313

Feb. 14, 2023, 3:26 p.m.

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Raun: There are so many February birthdays. Raun: What even happened in June?

#11576

1212

Feb. 15, 2023, 3:19 p.m.

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Kaluta: people thought the third-pounder [burger] was smaller than the quarter-pounder, because “oh four is less than three!” Kaluta: this is why so many people died of covid.

#11585

1313

Feb. 16, 2023, 7:09 p.m.

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//Schwartz holds up a large plastic hoop Schwartz: I have a stuff-detector. It detects stuff. When stuff goes thru it, it will detect the stuff. Class: Wow //Schwartz opens the window and holds up stuff-detector to it Schwartz: This is a stuff-provider. It brings in stuff, like wind. The stuff-detector will go "waah!" [wiggles hoop excitedly] Class: Wow //later Schwartz: I could fit the stuff-detector in the window, if only this bottle [on the water-dispenser] weren't here. Schwartz: It's almost empty -- does anyone need water? //various students take water excitedly //eventually one of them takes the last of it, Schwartz removes the bottle in amazement Schwartz, mounting hoop in bottle's place: Now I have a stuff-detector stand! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause

#11590

1111

Feb. 17, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

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//reads dramatic description of Gatsby's smile from The Great Gatsby Anderson: If you find someone with a smile like that, lock them up. Anderson: Not in that sense. I mean the other sense. *gestures at wedding ring*

#11592

33

Feb. 21, 2023, 1:10 p.m.

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Bosse: Today I asked my morning class, which was very small and quiet, if the pace was going too fast for them. Bosse: I didn't get a response.

#11600

1212

Feb. 22, 2023, 9:35 p.m.

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//In Discrete, after Kelin explains something Mr. Rose: Wait what? Do you guys understand this? //A few nods from the class Rose: Alex, dumb this down for me //Alex starts signing Rose: Oh, you're not talking today. Never mind. //later, Rose is still trying to understand it //Alex runs up to the board and starts gesturing Rose: No, sit back down. What were you going to do, just point and grunt? Rose: Actually, maybe that would have been helpful...

#11601

1212

Feb. 23, 2023, 10:03 a.m.

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// orgo field trip O’Donovan: Does everyone have a seat on the bus? O’Donovan: If not, we can tie you to the top of the bus. There’s lots of fresh air.

#11603

1313

Feb. 23, 2023, 1:13 p.m.

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Blaha: How do I say this without making the administration look stupid? Blaha: The administration is stupid.