#11380

1111

Jan. 4, 2023, 5:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: A week ago, it was eight degrees outside, and now it's too warm. Schwartz: You guys have to survive on this planet 20 years longer than me, and I'm already in trouble. Schwartz: Good luck!

#11391

66

Jan. 5, 2023, 5:52 p.m.

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Mrs. Hart: A student teacher asked me if they could use the bunsen burners to make s'mores and I said "sure, if you want to poison everybody!" Mrs. Hart: Don't use bunsen burners for roasting marshmallows.

#11398

66

Jan. 6, 2023, 2:59 p.m.

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Rivkah: Mein Kampf es su Kampf

#11406

5959

Jan. 10, 2023, 9:23 p.m.

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Sahu: It’s been overloaded out the wazoo! Sahu: I don’t actually know what a wazoo is but I like saying it. *opens Google and talks as he types* What…is..a…wazoo? // first result reads: “a person’s buttocks or anus” Sahu: Oh. Oh. Sorry. I’m sorry guys.

#11411

66

Jan. 11, 2023, 3:19 p.m.

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Jerry Song: They need to take off your skin and roll it down like a sock

#11412

1212

Jan. 11, 2023, 5:04 p.m.

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Bramble: They like to go to Oktoberfest, in Munich, Germany, because they like to drink lots of German orange juice -- I'm keeping this at an accessible level. //later Bramble: They had songs you would sing with your mates as you went out to have a pint -- of orange juice.

#11413

1313

Jan. 12, 2023, 12:39 p.m.

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Jerry Song: The synonym to child labor is teen pregnancy.

#11416

1313

Jan. 13, 2023, 8:28 a.m.

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Burnell: What do you call someone who thinks they're a little bit better than everyone else? Will Klees: An asshole?

#11420

1515

Jan. 13, 2023, 1:09 p.m.

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Ricky: Where is I, I can't find I! Andy: Ricky, you have no eyes! Smolen(under her breath): And no ears...

#11428

33

Jan. 17, 2023, 1:10 p.m.

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Sean(to Jerry Song): Just make a design and we'll probably approve it. Because we share one brain cell.