#11185

66

Nov. 17, 2022, 8:18 a.m.

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//Schwartz can't find a fifth color for his diagram. Schwartz: *draws red dotted line* Schwartz: That's purple! I say so!

#11191

66

Nov. 17, 2022, 1:34 p.m.

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Mogge: and how did Napoleon become a dick-dick-dictator?

#11206

1212

Nov. 21, 2022, 9:28 a.m.

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Stein: How do you not know the difference between breakfast cereal and beef tacos?

#11209

66

Nov. 21, 2022, 3:15 p.m.

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// f_x h + f_y k Schwartz: I want to give this expression a name. What should we name this expression? Student 1: Kevin Student 2: Kevin Junior Schwartz: Excellent! This is so much better than my earlier classes. Schwartz: My period 1 class named it z, and my period 6 class named it θ. Those are lame names.

#11217

66

Nov. 22, 2022, 10:53 a.m.

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Will Klees: Y'know Tinu, what do I care if you steal my identity

#11222

1515

Nov. 28, 2022, 1:09 p.m.

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// unexpected day of no school because of a plane crash // Rose is hosting class anyway // he's screensharing his camera app from his phone Rose: now, I have to make sure that no one texts me anything inappropriate because this is my actual phone

#11226

1313

Nov. 29, 2022, 3:02 p.m.

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Kaluta: *brandishes meter stick toward Sudhish* You know we have a republican governor, so I can hit you with this. Kaluta: *slaps the table with a meter stick* Kaluta: APPLEBEES??

#11232

1212

Nov. 30, 2022, 9:58 a.m.

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Stein: I was in a plane crash in 1988. Carlos: How did that go? Stein: It didn't go well, it was a plane crash Victor: Did you survive?

#11234

1111

Nov. 30, 2022, 10:42 a.m.

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Diego: There's a statistician at my dad's office who makes more money from gambling than his job at the office.

#11238

33

Dec. 1, 2022, 8:17 a.m.

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Burnell: I'm going to exclude the women from this. Burnell: Not that women don't have the power to kill, because they do.